I like to think of myself as a fairly intelligent man. I have a job, I'm getting married to a woman who is younger than me and I graduated from a college in New Orleans, which is a city that consists of very few rules and offers ample opportunity to fail out of school. I pay my parking tickets within 15 days, try not to eat too much after 8 p.m. and I call my mother once a week so she knows I'm still alive. Facebook, however, will always...